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Why waste your time watching summer reruns and getting all pasty from lack of sun? Get out there and view some of that delectable booty that women have been starving themselves and working out to tone and then tan for your ogling pleasure. Nothing says summer like an eye full of ass so put on your best pair of shades and get on out to the beach or wherever ass congregates in your neck of the woods and get your fill. If there is no great reservoir of ass where you love, you're forgiven. You can continue to view ass on your computer, and here's a little something to get you started! Happy summer...

Posted by Me on 17-06-2010 01:16:46 | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

 Summer's coming up quickly and most are busy toning their bodies in gleeful anticipation of looking sexy in those swim suits. I'm looking forward to that as well with one caveat. Let the buyer beware! There are those who would try to fool you with artificial enhancement. We all know about butt implants, that's bad enough. But now there is this insideous product called Booty Pops! This is a padded panty that gives the illusion of a great ass in jeans, slacks, or a skirt. It isn't enough that we have to contend with fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes, make up and fake titties. No, now we have to worry about fake ass too! I'm no fan of fake anything so rest assured I'll be holding out for the real thing, and heaven help the girl that tricks me with some Booty Pops. I will put her name and photo in my blog. Real men know there's no substitute for real ass!

Posted by Me on 05-05-2010 10:43:00 | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

Ahhh.... Spring. The weather is getting warmer and women are already unfurling their freak flags and releasing that ass! Those who aren't are already hittng the gyms, beaches and parks to work off the extra pounds and tone those buns and thighs. It's a beautiful time of year and the already scenic views are only getting better. At a time when all you see and hear on T.V. is political theater or celebrity hijinks, I relish getting out into the world and admiring the beauty that is the booty. With so much faux rage going on these days I tend to reflect more and more on the little things. The way her ass shakes when she walks. Looking like 2 little people trapped in a burlap sack duking it out over the last morsel of food. Or the shape of a girls hips where it meets her waist, that cute little dimple in the middle. Or the space between a girls thighs bordered by the space between her cheeks. It's the little things I tell you that really makes the world go around. It's a quality of life thing for me. Instead of going around mad all day at the way we're constantly being hoodwinked and bamboozled, I concentrate on things I can control. Like the quality and quantity of the ass I experience daily. Speaking of ass, what do you think of this one?

Posted by Me on 29-03-2010 07:42:00 | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

This debate has raged for quite some time. Breasts or butt, which do you prefer? Now some guys just go ga-ga over some titties. Don't get me wrong, breasts are great, incredible in fact. Nothing like sucking on some big-assed titties. But breasts come on so many shapes and size, and depending on the girl, sometimes smaller ones look sexier than the big ones. And don't even get me started on nipples! That's a whole other layer. So a woman can be incredibly sexy no matter her breast size.  On the other hand, a woman with no ass is pretty much a wrap for me. I mean if a girl has a flat ass, a great rack is a nice consolation prize, but really I'm just settling. It can't last. Her jeans won't look right, she can't wear a tight skirt, doggy is just out of the question. It just ain't right hitting bone and back. A woman just walks differently when she's slinging primo ass. She walks like she's got diamonds in her back pockets. A woman with no ass walks like she backed into a guillotine. It just isn't aesthetically pleasing. So while I prefer to have a healthy dose of both, if forced to make a choice let there be no ifs ands or butts about it. Like Cosmo Kramer I'm an ass man baby!

Posted by Me on 16-03-2010 06:29:00 | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

When assessing a woman's er... assets, one factors in the subject of spankability. That is of course how urgently one is moved to want to lay hands on the booty. This can be further mitigated or enhanced by the willingness or want of your subject to be spanked. Spanking is nothing new, evidenced by the dated photographs of S&M inspired scenes a la Betty Page and others, women sporting high-heels, fish-nets, and carrying riding crops. Once thought of as a kinky diversion, spanking is now mainstream, even pantomimed in innoccuous dance moves.

I remember coming home one night to the apartment I shared with two friends from school. In the bedroom across the hall from mine I could hear a little sex-play going on. "Please..." she pleaded. "No!" was the stern response, then a hearty smack! I chuckled to myself at the thought of my diminuitive roomie spanking that ass in the other room. On a recent episode of Archer on FX, the cartoon spy was in bed with a curvaceous woman with one red cheek while he waved a ping-pong paddle. Now it would stand to reason the rounder, firmer, and fleshier the ass, the more spankable it is. There are times I can look at a girls ass and immediately wish I had stirrups, chaps and a saddle. Doggy-style, Girl on top, and Reverse-Cowgirl are excellent positions for spanking that ass and I can say from experience that a big eyefull of ass is like Viagra, Red Bull, or Energizer batteries. I can feel myself getting super-human huge while hittin it hard and watching that ass meet me halfway. I wonder after that asful kiss on TV a few years ago if Al Gore hits Tipper from the back? "Take that you dirty little bitch!" "This is for those melting Polar ice caps!" Slap! Slap! Slap! Sorry... I guess some images are just not meant to be shared, but you know what I mean... right?

Posted by Me on 13-03-2010 22:30:00 | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

"Must be something in the water they drink/it's been the same with every girl I've had/Must be something in the water they drink/Why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?" That the chorus from a Prince song, but it begs a very different question. Is it me or are woman's asses making another evolutionary shift? I live in a beach city and I tell you sometimes I just kick back and marvel at the asses I see passing by. It's incredible. I mean, I've always been an ass man but this is getting ridiculous! Sure genetics have a lot to do with it, but if you've seen Olympic speed skating you know that nice ass comes in all flavors. I just wonder if they're putting more than flouride in the drinking water?

Posted by Me on 26-02-2010 03:59:00 | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)

 Now the bootyologist is a rare individual indeed. While many decry the ampleness of Kim Kardashian or JLo, the bootyologist relishes the opportunity to immerse himself in some special ass. We think that many are afraid to tackle such a tall order because of feelings of ineptitude of inadequacy. The fastest way to highlight ones shortcomings is to get a gander of your johnson popping in and out of a thoroughbred ass. The bootyologist doesn't share this fear. He's like the most interesting man in the world, it's his fervent desire to tame that wild ass with Plympic fervor. But the bootyologist has another calling, for he is a knowledgeable and wise arbiter of many things due to his varied life experience. Moreover, he is uniquely capable of critiquing the finest ass and booty and providing colourful commentary while also regaling you with great stories of past ass and booty gone by. So sit back and enjoy, we hope you will be entertained. And don't forget to check out our links. Salut!

Posted by Me on 25-02-2010 12:28:00 | Add your own comment, currently 0 comment(s)